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    Posted: Oct 08 2013 at 9:17am
Good morning,
 
 
***THIS IS SATIRE***** (Or Fact, in bobpreston's case)
 
 
 
 
You are at a dinner party and some liberal scum starts spouting off about how excellent the Affordable Care Act, or Obamacare, is for the country. Your first thought is, “How did this guy get past the guard dogs?!” but then you wonder how to refute his crazy ideas. Have no fear! We have compiled the top ten ways that Obamacare is just like Nazi propaganda, in a nice, easy to carry list. Put it in your pocket and you will be ready to destroy any liberal commie’s arguments in an instant. You are welcome!

1. Obamacare will disconnect Ma Kettle’s life support. Like the Nazis, Obama wants to kill old people.

2. Obamacare will make you go see some liberal doctor who might not understand your need for Viagra. Just like the Nazi agenda, Obama doesn’t want you to have a hard-on.

3. Obamacare will force all god fearing doctors to pass out birth control pills like candy at Halloween. Obama, like the Nazi’s, wants a woman to decide if she makes babies or not.

4. Obamacare will also give women all the free abortions they want. Just like the Nazi party, Obama doesn’t want ladies to have to carry around their unwanted rape babies.

5. Obamacare will take away our guns. Just like the Nazis, Obama wants our guns so he can arm himself against the zombie invasion.

6. Obamacare will raise taxes on the rich. The Nazis didn’t want the rich to keep their money, and Obama wants the hard working rich people to hand over all their money to support the lazy poor people.

7. Obamacare will only treat you if you are poor. Just like Nazi Germany, Obama wants poor people to be healthier than anyone else so they can take over the country (with all the guns he took away from us!)

8. Obamacare is not for Muslims. Obama loves the Muslims, just like the Nazis loved the Jewish, and he won’t make them use his terrible healthcare.

9. Obamacare will cover every single alien that wanders into our country. We all know how Obama feels about aliens, and they did help the Nazis almost win!

10. Obamacare will take away our guns! Moar Gunz ‘Murica!!

 
 
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